Nothing makes me want to rip my face off like hearing the media cover Michelle Obama's 50th birthday
— Frank Taylor (@FrankTaylorNJ) January 17, 2014
Not only is the media fawning over Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday, but ABC wants to help you learn how to fawn just like a full-fledged member of the MSM.
Michelle Obama turns 50 today. Looking for a way to celebrate? Here's 50 ideas http://t.co/Mpz0vaWVv6
— Arlette Saenz (@ArletteSaenz) January 17, 2014
Taxpayers already gifted FLOTUS with an extended vacation in Hawaii, but ABC obviously doesn’t think that’s enough.
Actual headline at ABC News: '50 Ways to Celebrate Michelle Obama’s Birthday' http://t.co/0eFYVmwl5P
— The Right Pundit (@therightnewz) January 17, 2014
No. Just no. Stop it. | 50 Ways to Celebrate Michelle Obama's Birthday http://t.co/BA6tiE8Ftl
— Jeremy Antilles (@JDKolassa) January 17, 2014
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) January 17, 2014
Yup, officially praying for tidal waves RT http://t.co/Cng9c5CTUG
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) January 17, 2014
Are you serious? http://t.co/P7t1FZQEPk
— Kristi Hays (@KHays13) January 17, 2014
Not a cult.
— Adam (@GPIA7R) January 17, 2014
— William Belcher (@EdB_Ohio) January 17, 2014
Make that 51 ways to celebrate:
I have one: Be proud of your country for the first time. http://t.co/aS7SJ8Ksd9
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) January 17, 2014