Well, author Stephen King took to his new Twitter account to weigh in on Governor Christie and the NJ bridge scandal.

Sigh. Oh sweetie. The lack of Obama-awareness is staggering.


Ding, ding, ding!

Snort! But, wait … not so fast:

Heh. That puts him out of the running then.


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