Listen up! Oliver Willis explains how iPhone fans support the ‘Right Wing War on America’

Posted at 2:19 pm on January 05, 2014 by Sarah D.

Uh, when has Oliver Willis ever not been serious?

KOCHPHONE: If You Buy An iPhone, You’re Helping The Koch Bros Right Wing War On America http://t.co/ZWHXx9kSeh
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— Oliver Willis (@owillis) January 5, 2014

Say it ain’t so!

Why does @owillis have his dress pulled over his head this week?

— jon gabriel (@exjon) January 5, 2014

@moelane Per @owillis the Kochs bought a company that supplies a part for the iPhone. Therefore, an iPhone is evil and whatnot.

— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) January 5, 2014

More from Willis’ monster scoop:

In December of 2013, Koch Industries announced that it had completed its acquisition of Molex Industries, a maker of electronic components. Koch acquired Molex for $7.2 billion dollars and folded it in to its portfolio of industrial companies.

Molex (along with two other companies) makes a key component in Apple’s iPhone line, the Lightning connector which allows the device to sync with external machines like computers, music docks, etc. The connector is also part of the iPad.

So when consumers buy an iPhone, some of those profits will find their way into the pockets of Charles and David Koch, the multibillionaires who have become one of the major funders of right wing activism in the last decade.

Got that, Apple fiends?

The Zucotti kids are gonna be pissed [email protected]: KOCHPHONE: If You Buy An iPhone, You’re Helping The Koch Bros Right Wing War On America.

— Michael Wise (@wisemanwise) January 5, 2014

Every time you buy an iPhone or iPad, you’re empowering evil capitalist peeeeeeegs!

I feel like I'm part of the Koch family now since I own an iPhone AND an iPad.

— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) January 5, 2014

Awww, group hug!

I'm buying an iphone just to piss him off. RT @CounterMoonbat: So stupid –> https://t.co/uHlzSPQ8vd

— Heather (@hboulware) January 5, 2014

I just bought 5 RT @hboulware: I'm buying an iphone just to piss him off. RT @CounterMoonbat: So stupid –> https://t.co/phDcPZzS5V

— FUBAR Magnitude (@bitingtea) January 5, 2014

Notes to Willis and anyone else considering Apple alternatives:

https://twitter.com/CrankyGordon/status/419673076213624832

And if you buy an Android, you’re just buying a shitty phone that Obama supporters use to sell your personal info @owillis

— FUBAR Magnitude (@bitingtea) January 5, 2014

Well, there’s always the Obamaphone:

Getting good reception on your Obamaphone are you?@owillis

— Carole Gilman (@CaroleGilman) January 5, 2014

Cheers, Oliver.

Ha ha ha ha ha! OLOLiver WiLOLLOLis.

— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) January 5, 2014

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