Charlie Sheen tried to make the most of his #winning Christmas … by telling his exes to “go phuk urse elves.”

First he lamented that he wasn’t able to spend the holidays with his children because of visitation restrictions. He took a shot  at “B, D, and DCFS,” meaning his ex-wives Brooke Mueller, Denise Richards, and the Los Angeles Department of Child and Family Services.

But then he assured all his followers that he was doing just fine because he was hanging out with his lady-friend, Brett Rossi, an ex-porn star:

Only 49 minutes later, he posted this picture of his awesome Christmas feast: lunch meat and gatorade.

Applegate organic meats was nice enough to thank “Sheenius” for the shout-out:

Twitter, however, was unimpressed:

Meanwhile, the Duck Dynasty family is enjoying a big beautiful Christmas. We doubt Phil Robertson is jealous of Charlie Sheen.

We hope you enjoyed this educational trip through Charlie Sheen’s #Winning Christmas. Say no to drugs, friends.


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