For those of you annoyed that President Obama is in Hawaii playing his ukelele while America burns, cut him a little slack. Because according to Valerie Jarrett, today is the day POTUS will join the peons and sign up for Obamacare:

Here’s a good question:

Also, will the site be down for (un)scheduled maintenance? Will his personal info get leaked? We’ll just have to wait and see.

Meanwhile, a scenario like this seems pretty certain:

Heh. No high-fives for you, Mr. President.



Color Rep. Tim Huelskamp unimpressed: