Charlie Daniels riffs on ‘You can keep your doctor’ lie

Posted at 11:01 pm on December 9, 2013 by Brett T.

Thanks to Obamacare architect Ezekiel Emanuel, we now know what comes after the period in, “If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor, period.” If you pay more, that is.

Charlie Daniels is taking his own guesses tonight at what else might come after that period that’s not really a period.

You can keep your doctor if he is a fully accredited veterinarian who only treats large animals.
— Charlie Daniels (@CharlieDaniels) December 10, 2013

You can keep your doctor if you're a vegan who operates a hog farmand raises aardvarks that are also vegans.
— Charlie Daniels (@CharlieDaniels) December 10, 2013

You can keep your insurance plan if it covers a vasectomy for everybody in your immediate neighborhood.
— Charlie Daniels (@CharlieDaniels) December 10, 2013

You can keep your doctor if you're a good friend of Sandra Fluke
— Charlie Daniels (@CharlieDaniels) December 10, 2013

You can keep your insurance plan if it covers Fruit Bat bites and platypus bruises.
— Charlie Daniels (@CharlieDaniels) December 10, 2013

You can keep your dentist.
— Charlie Daniels (@CharlieDaniels) December 10, 2013

Hooray!

You can keep your butcher, plumber,and electrician and you can continue to go to the same church,but church attendance is subject to review
— Charlie Daniels (@CharlieDaniels) December 10, 2013