In addition to littering Twitter with Obamacare love letters, the AARP has a thing for sending out floods of junk mail to the under-50 crowd.

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https://twitter.com/munilass/status/407204509073424385

One of my sisters received an @AARP car in the mail today. She turns 30 this week. pic.twitter.com/NaORsPXD1W

— Devin Ruic (@DevinRuic) August 28, 2013

I got this in the mail today. Apparently 30 is now an AARP eligible age: pic.twitter.com/NQhiElAs9b

— Queen of England (@QueenLizzyII) December 4, 2013

My 23 year old brother is already getting AARP pamplets in the mail. You could say my day has been made. #oldguy

— Shelby Randolph (@srandy24) November 27, 2013

Hmm. But how to respond? The Twitterverse has a few suggestions. (Not that we would ever condone these ideas, of course. Standard disclaimers apply.)

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So this is what I sent back to AARP in their postage paid envelope pic.twitter.com/HI7o9iu1ZF

— John Shega (@johnshega) December 1, 2013

When you get your AARP card @AARP pic.twitter.com/zwPJfrrLHS

— Take No More (@TakeNoMoore) October 8, 2013

I'm mailing this back in the postage paid envelope. Take that AARP. pic.twitter.com/T9r9DHpaD3

— MAMADOXIE (@Mamadoxie) October 28, 2013

.@AARP sends me these sign-up forms w/membership card. I fill it out this way and send it all back. 🙂 #TGDN pic.twitter.com/iUWId1UwSC

— Vic (@bottomgun1) April 7, 2013

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https://twitter.com/dougsheets/status/173620050845106176

Sending my message to AARP in their prepaid envelope! pic.twitter.com/RSQ4ZqhzHQ

— Cal Artist (@ArtistCal) September 16, 2013

Ok, AARP isn't taking the hint gonna attach this postage paid envelope to something really heavy and send it back pic.twitter.com/3ERVTZm3

— Tracy (@ocdred) October 11, 2012

@ConsrvativeDiva @MeganSmiles I send all my @AARP mailers back with a Oh, HELL NO, Not when U support liberal causes written on it.

— Heidi (@reshas) November 5, 2013

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