Hmm. Funny that. You see, according to Clown Carney the debacle known as had 375,000 visitors by noon on Monday. Evidently magic was part of the revamp since they usually don’t have the numbers so quickly. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

A pitiful liberal bitterly clings to the claim:


The sane explain a few things with pointed questions:


And a truth-boom shreds the magical claim regardless of its veracity or lack thereof:

Cold hard truth.


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