Oh dear. The Newspeak continues.

Yes, what in the heck does that mean?

Sigh. Yep, it is more nonsense meant to pad the abysmal Obamacare enrollment numbers.What doesn’t need padding? The awesome mockery.

https://twitter.com/LoganDobson/status/400766561474342912

Snort. But what mockery would be complete without a little bawdy action?

Oh no! That is what she said!

Keep the laughs coming, Twitter. The country sure needs them.

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