Oh, goody!

President Obama will address the nation today about his namesake health care legislation:

We’re sure that this time, it’s gonna be good. Like, really good. Right?


President Fix-it to the rescue! We’re doing anticipatory shots and keg stands.


Awww, poor Adriana.


We predict “Republicans,” “not,” “my,” and “fault.” And plenty of other blame-y stuff.

CNN’s Dana Bash offers a clue:

About that:

But we’ll have to wait to know for sure.

More previews from Bash:


There’s more still:

Is it legal? Who cares? President Obama operates outside the law. He’s such a rebel that way.

Obama logic, baby!

Yeah, this is shaping up to be one hell of a speech.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.