As Twitchy reported, a whopping 106,185 Americans have put a health care plan in their shopping cart. 396,261 more are eligible for Medicaid or CHIP. To the sane, those numbers look terrible. But the White House is on cloud nine:

Who wrote that tweet? Rob Ford?

We’re dizzy. Holy crap on toast.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.



You what this post needs? More FACTS from the White House:

We can play this game, too:

“FACT: Whenever the White House says ‘FACT,’ what follows is always a lie.”



HHS releases craptacular Obamacare ‘enrollment’ numbers; Citizens want to throw up

Brad Woodhouse on O-Care numbers: Yay, it out-performed Romneycare in Mass.

Ouch! Citizens put pathetic O-care ‘enrollment’ figures in devastating perspective