As Twitchy reported, a whopping 106,185 Americans have put a health care plan in their shopping cart. 396,261 more are eligible for Medicaid or CHIP. To the sane, those numbers look terrible. But the White House is on cloud nine:
Who wrote that tweet? Rob Ford?
We’re dizzy. Holy crap on toast.
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.
You what this post needs? More FACTS from the White House:
We can play this game, too:
“FACT: Whenever the White House says ‘FACT,’ what follows is always a lie.”