Twitter is starting to erupt over the Obama administration’s new definition of an Obamacare “enrollee,” which now includes anyone who has placed a plan in their “cart” on Healthcare.gov (no purchase required!). As always, Rep. Steve Stockman is among the first to point out the absurdity with a series of scathing tweets.

Once we stop laughing, we should point out that this new paradigm could really help online retailers. For example, eHarmony would have a much higher success rate if it started counting every mutual expression of interest as a “successful eHarmony marriage.” We’re sure its users would love that.