Shocker! Nanny Bloomberg’s office is solidly behind the FDA’s plan to force the food industry to phase out all trans fats.

Sorry … the FDA’s plan to “target” trans fats.

Delicious, none-of-your-effing-business trans fats.

Fortunately it appears your Crisco is safe … for now. Your freedom of choice? Not so much.

Here’s an idea that’ll never fly: