As Twitchy readers know, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford confessed to smoking crack. But no biggie! He totally only did it while in a “drunken stupor.” Creepy Anthony Weiner is probably kicking himself. Why the heck didn’t he think of that?

Hot Air’s Allahpundit has an idea that may make Weiner feel better.


And this Twitter user sees someone else using the “drunken stupor” excuse in the future:

Bam! Period? Dude, sorry. Total drunken stupor!


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Toronto mayor confesses to smoking crack, probably in one of many ‘drunken stupors’