Molly Ringwald can use her cleavage to apply lipstick with the best of them. But learning the difference between cities and states? It’s so very hard.

As Twitchy reported, the “Breakfast Club” star endorsed pro-abortion Wendy Davis for governor … of Houston. No, really!

A low-info candidate gets a low-info celeb endorsement. Kinda fitting, don’t you think?

Houston, we have a problem and the only solution is mockery!

Uh oh. Party pooper:

Maybe later. We’re having too much fun to ruin the moment.

OK, OK, maybe we can help her out a bit. We’re givers.


Bless her heart: Molly Ringwald deletes ‘governor of Houston’ endorsement, gives it another try