O-care Ha-LOL-ween! You can keep your candy? Iowahawk scores again with #CandyCare

Oh, you want candy? Log into my easy-to-use Candycare app.I'm sorry, the system is down. Would you like to speak to a Candycare navigator?

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 31, 2013

If you like your candy, you can keep your candy.I'm sorry, your current bag plan has too many Snickers.*snatch*#Candycare

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 31, 2013

@iowahawkblog Trust us, you didn't want that junk candy like Hershey's bars or Reese's cups. #Candycare plans are better!

— darthlevin ن (@darthlevin) October 31, 2013

@iowahawkblog Substandard snickers are frowned upon by this administration. #candycare

— Lauren (@unxpctdblessing) October 31, 2013

#Candycare Oh, you'd like to keep that candy? Well I have a better one here for you. It's smaller, & I'll need to take 2 in exchange.

— MTiller (@LadaMokusa) October 31, 2013

@iowahawkblog For your own good, your Halloween candy will be replaced with granola & carrot sticks. #CandyCare

— Shawn Smith (@Zaklog) October 31, 2013

@iowahawkblog Don't forget any "tax" for not buying a #Candycare qualifying plan.

— Can of Spam (@iDoLikeSpam) October 31, 2013

Young man! Is that a $100,000 Bar in your sack? We'll have to transition that to a penny candy. #Candycare

— Judianna (@Judianna) October 31, 2013

#Candycare – The first step to single-confectioner candy provision. The SAME candy for EVERYONE.

— HBMuzik (@HBConservative1) October 31, 2013

#CandyCare – Uh-oh…. 300,000 Hoosiers just had their Halloween Candy cancelled.

— HBMuzik (@HBConservative1) October 31, 2013

I'll trade you two Everlasting Transition Notices for a 404 Bar.#candycare#candycareexchange

— FNA_Right (@FNA_Right) October 31, 2013

@iowahawkblog @JonahNRO Love this!

— Jill Levenhagen (@JillLevenhagen) October 31, 2013