CNN’s Jake Tapper has already appeared on “All My Children,” so it’s no so surprise the versatile anchor was tapped (no pun intended) to interview Snoopy’s friend Woodstock today on Twitter. Fortunately, Tapper speaks bird, so he was able to relay viewers’ questions to the little yellow cartoon character.

But … why?

That explains a lot. We’ll post the most explosive revelations below.

Young Tommy Christopher of Mediaite was lucky enough to have his questions answered.

Salon’s Alex Pareene had trouble getting into the spirit of the Great Pumpkin.