Despite the panting sycophantic assurances from the fawning lapdog media that Obamacare is working out for everyone, some Americans are finding that health care unicorns and socialized rainbows aren’t what they’re cracked up to be.

How do some Americans hate Obamacare? Let us count the ways:

1) The cancellations!

2) The high deductibles!

https://twitter.com/ssauls46/status/390617775888027648

3) The higher premiums!

4) The great website!

https://twitter.com/One_Sick_Puppy/status/390621292568645632

https://twitter.com/kaylorburd/status/390627378537304065

https://twitter.com/timeyee/status/390608174698360833

5) The amazing customer service!

https://twitter.com/heatherhydra/status/390614976106205184

So what’s the diagnosis on the Obamacare rollout?

Exit question: Is there meta-Obamacare that Obamacare can sign up for and get some help!?

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