Gasping for breath! The only downside is how can we find a health care plan so that a doctor can treat our oh-so-aching sides?

The healthcare.gov website’s traffic has plummeted. 88%. No, for serious:

Hilarious. First its Alexa ranking was below that of Perez Hilton. Now this?

Snicker.

Double snicker. That’s right: An Obama official blamed all the glitches on oh-so-high traffic. But, that pathetic spin didn’t wash then either:

Bingo! Guess all that advertising was money well-spent, huh? The snorting won’t stop!

Blogger John Hayward brings it all home with some dead-on snark:

Heh. Yogi Berra once supposedly said that he stopped frequenting a restaurant because “nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.

Schadenfreudelicious!

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