Bada-zing! Twitchy has extensively reported on the error-filled and glitch-ridden Obamacare health insurance exchange websites, oh-so-fondly known as 404Care.


Hawaii’s is a total joke and the federal site is an utter embarrassment. It was summed up on Wednesday by Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s flummoxed face and with a fantastic graphic offered up by Sen. Ted Cruz.

Now come reports that the atrocious website comes at a cost of in excess of $600 $93.7 million. Yes, milllion.

Weasel Zippers has more:

Along with being the worst built website in history, also appears to be the most expensive, and we get stuck with the bill. How lovely.

What? It cites a report from Digital Trends:

The exact cost to build, according to U.S. government records, appears to have been $634,320,919, which we paid to a company you probably never heard of: CGI Federal.  The company originally won the contract back in 2011, but at that time, the cost was expected to run “up to” $93.7 million – still a chunk of change, but nothing near where it ended up.

Dude. It would be funny if it weren’t true. Instead, the shake fisty is strong with this one. Iowahawk and other Twitter users put it into painful perspective as only they can.

Snicker. As Twitchy reported, actress Olivia Wilde hilariously claimed it takes “ten minutes” to sign up for Obamacare. Bless her propagandist heart!

Welp, that’s pretty much game over right there! Except there is more glorious snark.

Gasping for breath!

And Iowahawk brings it all home with a suggestion for Obama-worshipping Hollyweird:



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Editor’s note: This post has been revised to include the correct estimate for the cost of the website