Ha! As Twitchy reported, the Spite House attempted to shut down Mt. Rushmore with traffic cones. This was, of course, totally indicative of the vindictive nature of President Stompy Foot. 

However, it also raises another point. The science is settled: The Spite House could also be called the Stupid House. Um. How exactly are traffic cones supposed to stop people from viewing a mountain? They do still have eyes.

Anatomy is hard. That vision stuff is oh-so-tricky!

Twitter user Caleb Howe graciously offers a suggestion for the science-challenged Spite House.



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Michigan’s national park Barrycades fall to citizens

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Families throw off the cones at Badlands National Park in South Dakota

Unbelievable: Police prevent drivers from pulling over and viewing Mt. Rushmore