Slamming three things at one fell swoop? Look no further than the Twitter feed of former senator and presidential candidate, actor Fred Thompson!

This Twitter user does have one nit to pick, however:


NBC news executives have probably borrowed the hilarious unicorn Trapper Keeper from lapdog journos.


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