Welp, Washington Post’s Sarah Kliff apparently got her answer.

Oh that is just perfect! As Twitchy reported, reporters have been desperately searching for the mythical creatures known as Obamacare purchasers. One journo at HuffPo was flummoxed by the very idea that some of the exchange websites might be, you know, lying about numbers. He was also befuddled by the fact that many Americans are receiving cancellation notices. Keep your plan? Ha! Totally kidding guys.

Other journos, however, have been searching for confirmation of the White House claims that people have bought through the exchanges. You know, the exchange websites that are error-riddled and full of constant glitches.

Is the tide turning? It’s a start. And the bonus unicorn is a win!

We love it too.


Heh: Journo resorts to drastic measures to find just one Obamacare applicant in Texas

Reporter searches for Obamacare enrollees in Texas, comes up empty

WH, HuffPo tout Colo. O-care ‘enrollment’ numbering in the one; Journo flummoxed by reality

Truth-ache! Errors in a nutshell: Don’t miss this perfect Obamacare ‘glitch’ pic

To ensure ‘smooth shopping,’ Colorado’s ‘Vegas-like’ Obamacare exchange won’t allow new accounts

‘Metaphor alert!’ WH touts high number of visitors to O-care website; Enrolled? Crickets

Day 2: DoL official says healthcare.gov is ‘open for business’; Twitter users say otherwise

It’s so popular! Congressman says Conn. Obamacare applications skyrocket to 167

Patience exhausted: MSNBC reporter tries to sign up for O-care exchange on air, gives up

Getting worse! Fed marketplace, state O-Care exchanges: Guys, you can ‘keep’ errors [pics]

‘Classic’ @BarackObama beclowning: ‘Obamacare is here’; So is hilarious mockery

Heckuva job! @HealthCareGov shamed into apology after touting glitchy O-care website

Oops! California’s health insurance exchange: It’s you? And spelling is hard [pic]

Online adventures with Obamacare: Reps admit ‘known’ security bug, but ‘please be patient,’ guys

‘So much for security!’ Health insurance websites continue ‘head desk’ fail

Hilarious! DNC touts ‘what affordable care looks like’; Citizens: Fixed it for you, DNC! [pics]

Surprise! Obamacare health insurance exchange websites don’t work; HealthCare.gov a total mess