At 27 years old, “Girls” star Lena Dunham is ostensibly an adult woman. But who needs maturity when you’ve got access to the government teat? Obamacare is, like, so cool, you guys. And here’s why:
I like my birth control like I like my supermarket samples: #nocost #obamacare http://t.co/dgSWraSy3A
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) October 2, 2013
Have all the unprotected sex you want — someone else will pay for it. Feminism, baby! Ain’t it a kick in the head?
Derpiest tweet since derp came to derptown RT @lenadunham: I like my birth control like I like my supermarket samples: #nocost
— Noah Pollak (@NoahPollak) October 2, 2013
https://twitter.com/colbybmiller/status/385514653465325568
Pay for it yourself "@lenadunham: I like my birth control like I like my supermarket samples: #nocost #obamacare http://t.co/Ia8ZSsUoPY"
— Brian Lerch (@bdlerch) October 2, 2013
Considering you are a millionaire because of that horrible show, being happy that others pay for your BC just makes you greedy. @lenadunham
— LW (@Small_Gov_Guy) October 2, 2013
@redsteeze I am so profoundly happy that my 300% premium increase is being used to buy @lenadunham's birth control. It's almost like love.
— Anthony Abides (@AnthonyAbides) October 2, 2013
Then give your show away for free. Why must people pay for HBO? @lenadunham
— Amy (@AmyOtto8) October 2, 2013
FYI, @lenadunham signed a multi-million dollar book deal and she wants YOU to pay for her birth control.
— RBe (@RBPundit) October 2, 2013
You signed a $3.7 mil book deal, and you want free BC? RT @lenadunham: I like my birth control like I like my supermarket samples: #nocost
— H (@HL_Tweets) October 2, 2013
https://twitter.com/LastBrainLeft/status/385499956594753537
@lenadunham Birth control is cheap and widely available. Pay for your own sexual adventures. @redsteeze @RBPundit
— Konabianca (@konabianca) October 2, 2013
Problem found. "@redsteeze: Millionaire —> RT @lenadunham: I like my birth control like I like my supermarket samples: #nocost #obamacare”
— Billy (@WDKIV) October 2, 2013
@lenadunham Pay for your own crap you freeloader. @TheRickWilson @oddlysaid
— Sheryl (@sav01) October 2, 2013
@RBPundit @lenadunham You know what else is free? Keeping your legs shut.
— Chrissy Brown (@TheOneWhoShoots) October 2, 2013
https://twitter.com/gregeddins/status/385504290162237441
I like BC like I like sunglasses: $9 @ Walgreens. MT @lenadunham I like my birth control like I like my supermarket samples: #nocost
— G.R. Hall (@Garrett_R_Hall) October 2, 2013
You can get a month’s supply of birth control pills for nine bucks at Target. But Dunham’s probably too cool to shop there. Wonder if she’s aware that Target supermarkets offer the occasional free sample.
Full of hormones? RT @lenadunham: I like my birth control like I like my supermarket samples: #nocost #obamacare
— Michael Deppisch (@deppisch) October 2, 2013
Stale, moldy and touched by a 100 different people MT @lenadunham: I like my birth control like I like my supermarket samples
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) October 2, 2013
Past the expiration date? RT @lenadunham: I like my birth control like I like my supermarket samples: #nocost #obamacare
— Lee Wheat (@NumbuhOne) October 2, 2013
Dunham is definitely past hers.
https://twitter.com/CottonMandyGram/status/385501184594694144
Hear, hear!
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