Your government at work!


As Harry Reid’s shutdown loomed on Monday night, more than one lawmaker was reportedly boozing it up. You have to pass the bill bottle to find out what’s in it? Because YOLO. Or something.

Bipartisan unity: It’s highly flammable.

Congressmen: they’re just like you!

Time to name names:

But were lawmakers actually faced on the House floor? Here’s another completely plausible explanation: