Leave it to Iowahawk to sum up President Obama and his fellow “new tone” Democrats in a delightfully snarky nutshell.

Heh. Just ask Harry Reid!


Hey, you know who else pulls such stompy foot action?

Aching sides! Next up: President Obama will fling himself on his bed and scrawl in his tear-stained diary while listening to REM’s “Everybody Hurts” on a loop.


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