Those old enough to remember the 28-day government shutdown of 1995–96 probably don’t remember a whole lot changing. With the threat of another government shutdown on the horizon, citizens are taking to Twitter to ask their #ShutdownQuestions to prepare for the worst.

Harassment of the Tea Party will be handled by the volunteer comedians on the president’s Entertainment Advisory Committee, we’d imagine.

Won’t someone think of the shrimp?

Dennis Rodman will certainly step up.

Exit question: