You’re drunk, White House. Go home.

From a panda to a lab mouse, the desperate White House is now selling the “Adorable Care Act” BuzzFeed-style.

But this time, the White House really phoned it in. You can “rest easy” knowing President Obama and the Dems are experimenting with your health care coverage! Just like this lab mouse.

A fitting response:

Up next: “I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand”?