A Miley Cyrus Tumblr with pics like these? Promise, threat or cry for help? You decide.

From “dancing with Molly” to twerking with a monkey on her back. Subtle. Hannah Banana is going to make a team of therapists a whole lotta cash.

She also straddled a … furry poor man’s Elmo/mascot of our nightmares.

Oh, Miley. It’s supposed to stay in Vegas. Gone are the days when she was simply twerking on Robin Thicke.

Just remember: