Sure, the U.S. stands ready to disrupt Assad’s complete Cheerios breakfast in an “unbelievably small” way. Just don’t confuse “unbelievably small” with pinpricks, you guys.

Speaking just hours after John Kerry said strikes on Syria would be “unbelievably small,” Obama told Savannah Guthrie, “The U.S. does not do pinpricks.”

Maybe USA Today was prescient with it’s “Obama calls Kerry a liar” headline blunder.

The Obama administration’s respect for the American people: “unbelievably small.”