Stop, our aching sides! “Red Eye” favorite Lauren Sivan offered up that suggestion, in the form of a hilarious photo-slam. John Kerry: Turning Syria into Zzzzyria!

Snicker. Or, Zzzznicker. Sivan wasn’t done slamming the highly-mockable Kerry.

Heh. Sivan isn’t the only one who noticed the immoveable forehead:

The always brilliant Ace of Spades brings it all home.



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