Remember this past May, when we learned that Obama didn’t really mean that stuff he said about the “red line” on Syria? Yeah, well, as it turns out, that “off-the-cuff” gaffe wasn’t Obama’s; it was humanity’s.

According to Nancy Pelosi, whatever happens is our collective responsibility. It’s humanity’s problem now.

And shook his hand:

Or maybe that was just “humanity” grinning at Assad. So hard to tell, you know?

In any event, when push inevitably comes to shove, we need to remember that Obama had nothing to do with any of this.

The resemblance really is uncanny.

Yep. Obamacare was totes humanity’s doing, too. Serious, you guys.


Damn straight. The buck stops with Obama, whether he — or Nancy — likes it or not.



‘Off-the-cuff,’ ‘tortured spirit’: ABC News runs interference for Obama, ‘red line’ remarks