After arriving obnoxiously late to deliver his speech, President “Army of One” addressed the nation on his plan to take military action in Syria. He said he will seek congressional approval, but no rush, you guys.

This Syria stuff? Just like showing up for his speech: “Not time sensitive.”

His military” is ready whenever and a strike will be just as effective a few weeks from now. It’s all good.

It’s a holiday weekend. So what difference does it make?

The Obama doctrine: Timing isn’t everything.

Sounds “clear and decisive.”