The nation’s fry cooks will presumably head back to work Friday without that raise they demanded in a series of rallies and walkouts across the nation Thursday. President Obama certainly doesn’t care about the working poor: if he had his way, he’d force them to work for only $9 an hour rather than the $15 they need to survive.

If fast food workers do end up securing that $15 an hour wage, a lot of people might want to trade in their degrees for spatulas.

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