Oh, don’t we all wish we could, Mr. Miller! Dennis Miller scored with that tweet, which has been made a favorite nearly 100 times. But he wasn’t done. Miller took President Obama, the Clintons and Oprah to task as only he can.
First some more rodeo clown flap mockery:
Obama Rodeo Clown Masks are about to rocket by Che t-shirts and V For Vendetta prosthetics at warp speed.
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) August 14, 2013
Ha! But, priorities!
I'll tell you how bad things are. A new study shows that many college graduates are now moving back in with their homeless parents.
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) August 14, 2013
Snort. The Clintons were under fire next:
(To be preached in overly memorized way) "It is not a matter of simultaneous immorality but rather a fine example of commingled conjugality"
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) August 14, 2013
The Bill, Hillary & Chelsea Clinton Foundation makes Wyclef Jean's Haiti Fund look like The Little Sisters Of The Poor. #belovedgrifters
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) August 14, 2013
The Clinton Foundation's bookkeeping is shakier than a rescue dog in Phil Spector's house.
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) August 14, 2013
The Clinton Foundation is a Stargate-SG1 for money that's been laundered more frequently than one of Joan Crawford's peignoirs.
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) August 14, 2013
I would donate money to the John Simon Ritchie/Nancy Spungen Alliance before I bequeathed a shekel to the Clinton Foundation.
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) August 14, 2013
Sorry I couldn't donate money to the Clinton Foundation for a few moments there but I was signing my Power of Attorney over to Bernie Madoff
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) August 14, 2013
Zing-tastic. Now back to the never-ending well of Obama mockery fodder:
Off to hike in the deep woods. Maybe I'll find our country back there with a broken leg and discover why we haven't heard from it in a while
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) August 14, 2013
Don't you wish you were on the Vineyard, sittin' on the beach with Obama, having beers he asked you to pay for, watching the waivers roll in
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) August 15, 2013
Obama. The most precious of do-gooders who by force of will pushes thru his most heartfelt legislation then starts passing out waivers to it
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) August 15, 2013
Beautiful. And to round out the trifecta of zing, a little Oprah snark. You see, Oprah keeps claiming acts of racism at high-end boutiques:
Oprah's Cable Guy just told her to pick between 9 and Noon or 1 to 4 and she's called a press conference.
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) August 15, 2013
Miller style! As we’ve said before, Dennis Miller plus Twitter equals pure gold.
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