Well, that settles it. Everything is under control and President Obama is totally on that whole Egypt sitch after golfing and dining with the Comcast CEO during his Martha’s Vineyard vacay. The White House and National Security Council even released photographic evidence! Of Obama talking on a phone:

Hey, at least it wasn’t another pic of Joe Biden flirting with a camel.



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White House: Hey, here’s a pic that proves Obama is totally focused on national security

ICYMI: This is funny. Serious You Guys.