Death wishes for the forty-third president of the United States. Who could’ve seen that coming?

George W. Bush is recovering from a successful procedure to address an arterial blockage discovered during his annual physical exam.

Mouth-foaming Bush-haters are nothing if not predictable.

A former president underwent heart surgery? Cue the nasty jokes feigning shock that he has a heart.

Yuk, yuk, yuk. Try again:

This crowd is all class. How’s this for civility?

Best wishes to President Bush for a speedy recovery.