Cannot. Stop. Giggling. Wow, an introduction of ONE must have taken hours! Good thing she’s so faithful and dedicated!

Twitter was buzzing with the news of an Obamacare event fail out of Virginia Sunday.

But as the “introduction” picture above attests, that wasn’t the only massive fail. Crowds numbering in the ones showed up in other Va. spots, too.

A tie for the win?

Aching sides! Serious You Guys! Those two dudes are totally not backing down.

To be fair, perhaps many were too creeped out to attend. Besides the cultism witnessed out of Florida, there was also this:

Good grief.

Thanks for the laughs, OFA Virginia!


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