Obamacare parties in conjunction with President Obama’s birthday were held in various states, and Hope & Change devotees around the nation made cakes for their Leader. Lots of cakes. Kool Aid would have been less fattening, but given the circumstances we’re sure Michelle Obama will let it slide just this once.



The biggest challenge: Cutting all the cakes into exactly the same size pieces. Had President Obama been there in person, he’d have thanked everybody after reminded the group “you didn’t bake that.”

Not to be outdone, the creepy cultism took a musical turn at one gathering in Ohio: A rendition of Happy Birthday followed by an “Obama cares” chant:

Also, the “Obama on a unicorn” t-shirt that was big during the 2008 campaign made an appearance at one gathering in New Jersey:

Prelude to a train wreck.