As Twitchy reported, the Lincoln Memorial was closed this morning after jerk-tastic vandals splashed it with green paint. According to highly-paid actor Jim Carrey, the vandalism was kind of understandable, what with all the corporate tyranny disguised as democracy. Really, Abe the corporate tyrant was kinda asking for it, eh?

Think before he tweets? This is Jim “heartless motherf*ckers” Carrey we’re talking about.

That tweet was actually a revision. In a since-deleted tweet, Carrey used the word “greed” instead of “tyranny.”



Fixed it for ya, Jim:

Question for Carrey:


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