Shhhh! No time for that silly job stuff! Obama’s got asinine metaphors to showcase:

Say what?

Oh yes he did:

America, we have made it through the worst of yesterday’s winds.  And if we find the courage to keep moving forward; if we set our eyes on the horizon, we too will find an ocean of tomorrows, a sky of tomorrows – for America’s people, and for this great country that we love.

Let’s go to the videotape:

Lawdy. “Ocean of tomorrows”? Meet the mockery of today:


Hey, yeah!

We could’ve sworn that’s what he said before:

Make up your mind, Mr. President!

Maybe he should’ve gone with this one instead:


We’re not sure, but we definitely couldn’t read it without bursting into uncontrollable laughter.


Well, while Obama’s ridiculously flowery language has many of us scratching our heads, something tells us that this Twitterer’s on the right track:

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