Topless hosts aren’t a trend yet, but all that could change if Larry Elder puts his assets into the mix.

There was no eye bleach required when Glenn Beck scored with a Geraldo-mocking selfie, so go for it, Mr. Elder! We’re all about your smokin’ hot Twitter assets anyway.

But if Elder is thinking of #Geraldoing, Twitter users have some advice:

As Fox News’ Mike Tobin pointed out, it’s where you wear the towel that matters. If you wear the towel at all:

Oh, and since Elder is chatting with Geraldo this morning, a quick suggestion:


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