Mock-tastic! Dennis Miller blasts tampon-donning Melissa Harris-Perry as only he can

Posted at 10:00 am on July 22, 2013 by Lori Ziganto

Bam, zing and boom!

This deserves a thousand retweets! One cooky dame… RT #tamponearrings “@DennisDMZ: Melissa Harris-Perry is a moron. Period.”
— BOSSY RR (@Rhonda_Rey) July 22, 2013

Make it happen! The zinger of a tweet has nearly 400 retweets so far and counting. While that tweet was a win in and of itself, Miller wasn’t done rightly giving MSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry the business. You see, the “it takes a village” idiot upped her self-beclowning idiocy by donning tampon earrings. Because, abortion. Or something.

Miller took her, and MSNBC, to task as only he can.

Melissa Harris-Perry should only be allowed to do her show once a month for 5 days.
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) July 22, 2013

re MH-Perry & current state of NBC/MSNBC News. David Brinkley turning over so rapidly in his grave you could make chicken shawarma in it.
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) July 22, 2013

MSNBC Primetime lost much of it's avoirdupois and all of it's gravitas when Schultzie split for Michelob Time.
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) July 22, 2013

Attention Melissa Harris-Perry. Strunk and White just called, they want their hyphen back.
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) July 22, 2013

What's up with MSNBC? I just saw Sharpton wearing a single tampon on one ear singing, "Yo Ho Ho, it's a pirate's life for me."
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) July 22, 2013

Tulane Professors missing the point as badly as Melissa Harris-Perry misses it is what eventually drove John Kennedy Toole around the bend.
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) July 22, 2013

Glorious.