— Mary Chastain (@mchastain81) July 22, 2013
— JDM (@sleepdoctorjoe) July 22, 2013
Truth. Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, is in labor and the world waits for the birth of the royal baby. But what will President Obama do when he hears the news and what gift will he send?
Breaking: President Obama calls Kate to console her on being punished with a baby — sends iPad loaded with his speeches on contraception.
— #NeverTrump (@lheal) July 22, 2013
But, wait! He could go in another direction:
"If I had a baby it would look a lot like Kate and Prince William's."- Barack Obama
— nodnarb (@nodnarbkinsos) July 22, 2013
Obama congratulates Prince William and Kate Middleton, says "I could've been that child" to the bafflement of reporters.
— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) July 22, 2013
Never change, Twitter.
Shorter Obama: The Royal Baby watch could have been me 51 years ago.
— Hair (@SHannitysHair) July 22, 2013
Are you ready for some photo narcissism?
Can't wait for the WH to release a pic of O as a baby to "honor" the royalbaby.
— Renna (@RennaW) July 22, 2013