Think the #FreeJahar terror groupies will be papering their bedroom walls with the cover of the latest Rolling Stone?

Not so fast.

While the sane believe the cover glamorizes Dzhokhar Tsarnaev as some sort of teen hearthrob, his breathless, lovesick fans are furious that Rolling Stone doesn’t go far enough in giving him the rock-star treatment. Squee-worthy photo aside, the cover’s no good as spank material when it calls their idol a “monster.”

Hey, settle down, Ja-harem. At least he’s a total hottie.

And that’s what really matters.


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