Stop! Our sides can’t take it!
Sounds like an Onion headline. RT @markknoller: WH says Pres Obama to "lay out his vision for smarter government during his second term."
— Kristy Campbell (@kristymcampbell) July 8, 2013
Ha! Well, Reuters.
Obama to outline second-term tech plan for 'smarter' government http://t.co/xObJirkJpY via @Reuters #news
— 松本 宏 (@macrossfan) July 8, 2013
So, close enough!
i with stupid→←obama presses incompetent cabinet to find ‘smarter’ ways to run the gov http://t.co/Z8mWQzfbNe #palin @sarahpalinusa #tcot
— trump + cruz (@MaxCUA) July 8, 2013
Obama Presses His Incompetent Cabinet to Find ‘Smarter’ Ways to Run the Government http://t.co/OhGxosjD4j
— JWF (@JammieWF) July 8, 2013
Jammie Wearing Fool notes that it “sounds like a lame campaign pitch, never mind someone in his fifth year in the White House.”
The White House oh-so-proudly tweeted out this pathetic news:
White House says #Obama will make a statement on his Management Agenda at 11:50a ET. This after a meeting w/Cabinet on "smarter government".
— MNIWashington (@MNIWashington) July 8, 2013
At 11:50am ET, watch President Obama lay out his vision for using technology to make government smarter: http://t.co/KvadYk9atb #SmarterGov
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) July 8, 2013
Twitter users have a vision. A vision of mockery!
Lol, oh my sides! My sides! Will stop laughing in 6 hrs @dcexaminer: Obama wants to make government smarter http://t.co/C7cNUIwnSP
— Anna (@Libertas_87) July 8, 2013
ROFL!!! RT@whitehouse: At 11:50am ET, watch President Obama lay out his vision for using technology to make government smarter #SmarterGov
— CassiusK (@UWRockBuster) July 8, 2013
It involves yachting and lying: “@Reuters: Obama to outline second-term tech plan for 'smarter' government http://t.co/RodJzY7CTx”
— Tom Caso (@casolaw) July 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/RexANagle/status/354220438399881216
Obama will outline his agenda for "smarter government" this am according to WH. A repeal of Obamacare would show us something. #tcot #lnyhbt
— Ron Christie (@Ron_Christie) July 8, 2013
@markknoller @mooshakins Very comforting….#sarcasm
— Rhonda Lynn (@Rhondalynny) July 8, 2013
All your synapse are belong to us! MT @whitehouse @ 11:50am ET watch pOTUS lay out his vision 4 using tech to make govt smarter: #SmarterGov
— Vote US Constitution (@notalemming) July 8, 2013
@markknoller does that include another stimulus that doesn't create jobs
— Gary (@garyalan82) July 8, 2013
Obama is meeting with his Cabinet to lay out 'his vision for smarter government.' Because he's got dumb government down pat.
— Mariana (@sasso333) July 8, 2013
And some exit snark-advice:
If Obama's serious about making "government smarter", I've got a tip:
Don't put morons at the top.#SmarterGovernment
— Just Dave (@Dwills_II) July 8, 2013
Getting rid of current admin would make #SmarterGov -> RT @whitehouse: Watch Pres. Obama lay out vision for tech to make gov't smarter:
— VarkDoc (@BroncosJeff) July 8, 2013
Forward!