While attending the “African First Ladies Summit” today in Tanzania, the FLOTUS said she is a case in point illustrating the truth of this quote from Nelson Mandela (beginning at 1:50):

“Education is probably the most powerful weapon for change.”

The First Weaponized Lady of Change, or FWLoC, made clear that all should be inspired by her example:

“So there’s a large part of my initiative that’s really trying to get into the heads of these young people, and use my story as an example of the power of education. And I tell kids all across the country I want them to look at me not as the First Lady, but as one of them.”

Yes, kids, it’s true. With proper education you too can write crap like this.