Ha! Ask and ye shall receive.
You see, Michelle Obama oh-so-graciously lamented her prison-like life in the White House on Tuesday.
Happy to get you early release: Michelle Obama: Being First Lady is like living in a ‘really nice prison’ http://t.co/9fkJ3lWkyj
— ⭐❤ Harriet Baldwin (@HarrietBaldwin) July 2, 2013
Heh.
So, in the last day Obama has told Africans they need to stay poor a little longer and Michelle Obama said the WH is a big prison. #UGH
— RBe (@RBPundit) July 2, 2013
Michelle Obama shows her patriotic spirit by griping about "prison" life in the White House. http://t.co/YORXZYSeBC
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) July 2, 2013
Ah, yes! Some nice patriotism just in time for Independence Day: FLOTUS is a giver! Jammie Wearing Fool has more:
Maybe this explains why she’s always vacationing on our dime. Being it “prison” must be so harsh. Well, if this life of luxury has “prison elements” to it, why not just move out? A nation will thank you.
Zing! Laura Bush interjected, “with a chef.”
At Tanzania forum with African 1st ladies Michelle Obama on White House; "There are prison elements to it."
Laura Bush adds: "with a chef!"— PETER MAER (@petermaer) July 2, 2013
Exactly. Oh the humanity of the harsh living standards in the lap of luxury! Citizens swiftly decided to lock up some giggles and #MichellesPrison was born.
#MichellesPrison: the American public committed the criminal offense of voting for Obama – Michelle gets the sentence.
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) July 2, 2013
Michelle's handcuffs are Versce, and by handcuffs I mean bathing suit she wears at beach she rented out for the day. #MichellesPrison
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) July 2, 2013
When Michelle first arrive the first thing she did was kick the crap out of the largest tiramisu she could find. #MichellesPrison
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) July 2, 2013
In the hell that is #MichellesPrison, the rec-yard music is live Paul McCartney, and good behavior gets you a paid vacation to Spain.
— Razor (@hale_razor) July 2, 2013
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/352084413129035777
#MichellesPrison comes with over 20 personal assistants to help her do her time.
— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) July 2, 2013
#MichellesPrison: 4 gourmet high calorie fried "hots" and a 2000 thread count luxurious "cot"
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) July 2, 2013
#MichellesPrison: "Hard Labor" is when she has to put on her own fluffy bunny slippers.
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) July 2, 2013
There is a hidden tunnel behind the giant HOPE poster #MichellesPrison
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) July 2, 2013
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/352084842395082753
https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/352091533933162499
https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/352093051100991490
#MichellesPrison
No need to sneak a nail file to her in a cake, the manicurist comes weekly.— Lee Ritz, MD (@lee_ritz) July 2, 2013
To escape #MichellesPrison, you have to speak out loud the words, "Send a motorcade. I wish to buy arugula."
— #NeverTrump (@lheal) July 2, 2013
Beautiful.
Keep them coming, Twitter.
