Ha! Ask and ye shall receive.

You see, Michelle Obama oh-so-graciously lamented her prison-like life in the White House on Tuesday.

michelle in prison


Ah, yes! Some nice patriotism just in time for Independence Day: FLOTUS is a giver! Jammie Wearing Fool has more:

Maybe this explains why she’s always vacationing on our dime. Being it “prison” must be so harsh. Well, if this life of luxury has “prison elements” to it, why not just move out? A nation will thank you.

Zing! Laura Bush interjected, “with a chef.”

Exactly. Oh the humanity of the harsh living standards in the lap of luxury! Citizens swiftly decided to lock up some giggles and #MichellesPrison was born.






Keep them coming, Twitter.