Somebody might want to inform the disgraced former US Representative and current NYC mayoral candidate that, thanks to Michael Bloomberg giving the nanny the day off, he is not required by law to wear a helmet on a Citi Bike.

However, Weiner is apparently required by law to invite mockery, and Twitter is always happy to help:

https://twitter.com/FauxDaveGriek/status/339360709651611649
https://twitter.com/crotch_jenkins/status/339358296899198977

Last but not least, a swipe at a skyline faux pas that was on Weiner’s campaign website: