We’re guessing it didn’t occur to you to wonder what MSNBC’s Touré was up to on Memorial Day. But his holiday plans were so hilariously pitiful, we have to share.

Yes, he was busy obsessing over Mitt Romney. Still.


Touré even humiliated himself by responding to his own pathetic tweet with an even sadder self-retweet.

Let’s let “Justified” costar Nick Searcy answer that one.


But wait … there’s more!

Since we’re playing this game, any guesses what Mitt Romney was (or wasn’t) up to on Memorial Day?

Yes, that’s really Touré’s thing.

While Romney lives rent-free in Touré’s head, Touré is making himself at home in Cuckooville.