We’re guessing it didn’t occur to you to wonder what MSNBC’s Touré was up to on Memorial Day. But his holiday plans were so hilariously pitiful, we have to share.
Wonder what Mitt's doing right now.
— Touré (@Toure) May 27, 2013
Yes, he was busy obsessing over Mitt Romney. Still.
Obssessed much? #lame MT @Toure: I guarantee you even Mitt's many millions can't sooth the pain of not winning the Presidency.
— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) May 28, 2013
A little statist toady like @toure can't imagine a fulfilling life in the private sector. And no, MSNBC doesn't count as private sector.
— Yes, Nick $earcy! (@yesnicksearcy) May 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/status/339181467622047744
Looks like Mitt is spending the holiday weekend rent free in @Toure's head. @instapundit
— Low Info Buffalo (@DeadBuffaloBlog) May 28, 2013
Touré even humiliated himself by responding to his own pathetic tweet with an even sadder self-retweet.
He's a fry cook on Venus. RT @Toure: Wonder what Mitt's doing right now.
— Touré (@Toure) May 27, 2013
To all those saying 'Mitt's counting his money' I guarantee you even his many millions can't sooth the pain of not winning the Presidency.
— Touré (@Toure) May 27, 2013
@yesnicksearcy @Toure Maybe I'm crazy, isn't it "soothe"???!!! Let me know if I'm wrong!
— Sara (@McKinnonsMom) May 28, 2013
Let’s let “Justified” costar Nick Searcy answer that one.
It is racist to notice the missing silent "e". "@McKinnonsMom @Toure Maybe I'm crazy, isn't it "soothe"???!!! Let me know if I'm wrong!
— Yes, Nick $earcy! (@yesnicksearcy) May 28, 2013
Forsooth!
But wait … there’s more!
Naw man. He's pretty fuckin far from okay. RT @Buckeye_in_Va: @Toure Betting he's just fine.
— Touré (@Toure) May 27, 2013
Since we’re playing this game, any guesses what Mitt Romney was (or wasn’t) up to on Memorial Day?
He’s definitely not wondering if a plane hit the Pentagon on 9/11. RT @Toure: Wonder what Mitt's doing right now.
— RBe (@RBPundit) May 28, 2013
Yes, that’s really Touré’s thing.
Not being a 9/11 Truther. So he's got a leg-up on you. RT: @Toure Wonder what Mitt's doing right now.
— Sunny (@sunnyright) May 28, 2013
He's probably not trying to prosecute journalists for doing their jobs. RT @Toure Wonder what Mitt's doing right now.
— James Del Rey (@JimDelRey) May 28, 2013
“@Toure: Wonder what Mitt's doing right now.” Not wondering what you're doing
— Gary Eaton (@garysteveneaton) May 28, 2013
@Toure you know what he has NEVER done…….wondered what you were doing…..
— franco limentani (@francolimentani) May 27, 2013
Thinking, 'I'm glad my last name isn't Obama. He's certainly in a few pickles rt now isn't he?' MT @Toure Wonder what Mitt's doing right now
— LMR (@LilMissRightie) May 28, 2013
Whatever it is, it’s more productive than what you’re doing. RT @Toure: Wonder what Mitt's doing right now.
— Jay Caruso (@JayCaruso) May 27, 2013
Well..@MittRomney is on the board of directors for Marriot Intl. @Toure yaks on MSNBC for about 45 mins every day. #Productive
— Jay Caruso (@JayCaruso) May 28, 2013
Not reading your parents' emails. RT @Toure: Wonder what Mitt's doing right now.
— SmokeNMirrors71 (@SmokeNMirrors71) May 27, 2013
Celebrating others success, not mocking it. RT @Toure Wonder what Mitt's doing right now.
— James Humphreys (@BPratto) May 28, 2013
Something for someone in need and not asking anything in return. You can't relate. RT @Toure: Wonder what Mitt's doing right now.
— Brad Cundiff (@bradcundiff) May 27, 2013
While Romney lives rent-free in Touré’s head, Touré is making himself at home in Cuckooville.
That's actually incorrect. RT @francolimentani: @Toure you know what he has NEVER done…….wondered what you were doing…..
— Touré (@Toure) May 27, 2013
